The beanSTOCKd Project

Michelle Williams and Heath Ledger split up…quelle dommage.

No really, we’re bummed. We kind of love the quiet, artsy life this once ragingly teenybopper couple were living. They moved to a brownstone in Brooklyn, had a baby girl named Matilda, and rolled around the nabe on (we hope) environmentally sustainable Comet skateboards. Sure their adult life was pretty much a yawnfest, but it was a pleasant yawnfest.

There are definitely many reasons behind the split (they blame it on grueling work commitments) but we’re guessing that it had more to do with Ledger’s gaytastic transformation over the past few years. Shall we take a look?

Teen Hottie to Gay Cowboy to Drag queen that’s gone too heavy on the foundation. We’re sensing a trend here… Drizzler

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