The beanSTOCKd Project

Somebody needs to call Owen Wilson’s babysitter, stat, because we’ve got a new emergency on our hands.

A Los Angeles judge slapped Britney Spears with a heavy dose of tough love today when he granted her ex-hubby, Kevin Federline, full custody of their baby boys. Britney had until noon on Wednesday to give the kids to K-Fed, but she chose not to delay the inevitable. She handed them over today–but not before making one last trip to Carl’s Jr…which is surprisingly green (kind of) for a burger company.

By 2010, their main franchiser plans to have its entire fleet of trucks running on waste vegetable oil from its restaurants. If you haven’t heard about this before, cars can actually be converted to run on used vegetable oil, a clean-burning alternative to gasoline.

As for what’s next for Brit Brit, she might pull an Amy Winehouse and continue abusing booze and nose-candy (and finally drop the baby weight). Or, she could pull a pre-gastric bypass Star Jones and drown her misery in cheeseburgers (and produce more used grease for Carl’s Jr.).

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