The beanSTOCKd Project

Britney Spears reveals the title of her new album: Blackout

Blackout, as in, when we watched Britney perform at the VMAs we exclaimed, “wow, she clearly rocked 8 shots of ouzo backstage, she must be blackout.”

Blackout, as in, Britney’s career seems to be so near its end that, much like on a mediocre film, we can’t wait for the loose ends to be tied up and for the spotlight to gently fade.

Blackout, as in, that one time last month when Britney blacked out and fainted mid-convo at Caesar’s in Vegas.

Blackout, as in, what Beyonce and Brit both experience after faceplanting literally, and figuratively, onstage. (and, as in, what happens to the city of New York when Beyonce is on tour in general).

So overall — props to Brits, for releasing the most aptly titled album of the year. Chesterman and Kandz

:: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: ::