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1. An incredibly massive bottom — which is apparently a completely legit reason to rise to A-list status in Hollywood. Jessica Biel, case in point.
2. She was recently signed by (chuckle) Ryan Seacrest Productions to star in her own reality TV series, Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Keeping up? With what? What does she do apart from shop and pose in ass-hugging velour?
3. Her step-brother is Hills’ hotshot Brody Jenner and was BFFs with Paris Hilton. Combine the power of three spotlight-hungry celebrity socialites,and you get: Publicitus Whorus, a fame-force that will do anything for a little camera time, even ponder joining the celebrity green rush just to get a mention in the (too-upscale-for-them) Vanity Fair Green Issue.
4. The woman has a sex-tape with Ray Jay.
5. ….
….Honestly, that’s all we’ve got. Peering through the sheer BS of explanations 2, 3, and 4 you can pretty much deduce that KK’s celeb-ish-status is basically attributable to only one major asset. Drizzler
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