The beanSTOCKd Project

If hard work is the measure of success, our latest cyber-celeb has definitely earned her rank, climbing friend-by-friend to the upper echelon of the MySpace elite. With more than 2 million friends on Myspace, Tila Tequila (born Tila Nguyen) is the Vietnamese rapper, singer, model, blogger-actress known by many as the least lonely girl on the Internet.

One thing is for sure, the world is listening (despite feverish attempts to tune out the newest Tequila single “I Love U”- which TIME hilariously calls the sound track of a million parents’ dreams dying). While filming her cameo in the next Adam Sandler flick, posing for Men’s Magazine covers, and starring in the upcoming MTV reality show “A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila” (think VH1’s “I Love New York” but bisexual) we hope she channels some of her hard-earned popularity for the greater, and greener, good.

Maybe she’ll be in the running for hostess of next year’s Environmental Media Awards — a title held this year by The Soup’s Joel McHale– or manage to join the ranks of Sienna Miller, Al Gore, Toyota, and Incubus who won EMA awards at the event. At least the Teqster knows that 2M of her closest friends would be sure to tune in. Kandz

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