The beanSTOCKd Project

Sarah Michelle Gellar looks like Diane Keaton with her shirt off.

Today we awoke to the disingenuous career peak of Hollywood’s “A-” list.
Matt Damon has been named People’s Sexiest Man Alive (although rumors are circulating that the actor has turned it down) and Sarah Michelle Gellar has been named Maxim’s Woman of the Year.

Okay so besides painfully mediocre looks, what were the last things these two had to offer the general public? The Departed and Scooby Doo.

Call us spoiled, but in a world where Al Gore is winning the Nobel Peace Prize, we expected a bit more creativity than actors winning accolades for being actors — and in Gellar’s case, being a supporting actress… to a cartoon. But word is that SMG does take her own bags to Whole Foods –although apparently it’s to save the other kind of green… (but to each their own)… and Matt Damon has recently linked up with GreenDimes, an organization against incessant junk mail and paper waste in America.

Anyway, congrats to Daddy Damon. Live it up while it lasts, Buffy. Kandz

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