The beanSTOCKd Project

Uh, what’s goin’ on, you guys?

Boy were we wrong, Owen Wilson got some ass at Willie Nelson’s, but it wasn’t from Jessica Simpson, it was from Woody Harrelson! As you can see Ace and Gary are just pleased as peaches to be frolicking at the no-frills Hanaq Pacha Retreat Center in Peru.

Not surprisingly, the “resort” boasts Woody as one of its sponsors. With on-site organic gardens and furniture made locally by orphans, it’s an eco-hippie’s wet dream.

The organization behind the orphans is called Casa de Milagros. We typed that into google with “sweat shop.” Nothing came up.

Bacon Bits

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