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Tony Parker, le rappeur…look out for Eva Longoria’s cameo around 3:40

Tony Parker is leading a secret life in France. In the US, he’s a bball player. In France he’s a big time rapper. In the US he’s engaged Eva Longoria. In France he’s cheating on her with a model. The accusation is being made by Parker’s “mistress”, model Alexandra Paressant.

Apparently Paressant is a not to be trusted; her ex, soccer player Ronaldinho, sued her for spreading rumors about his hard-partying lifestyle. The scandal stirred up tons of controversy within FIFA but lucky for Ronaldinho, FIFA officials were too distracted by project Green Goal which made the 2006 games environmentally friendly, to be bothered with his shenanigans.

Sounds like this model is a sni-otch! If she doesn’t watch it she may be off-ed Desperate Housewives style (which, btw, is most definitely a female reincarnation of The Sopranos) — or more likely will receive a second law suit served with a side of bitch slap. Drizzler

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