The beanSTOCKd Project

Some celebrities spend money on collagen injections,  others invest in liposuction. Rather than going under the knife, we like to use the latest pharmaceutical technology to improve those parts of our body that are harder to reach. For the low price of $425, the rich, famous and vapid can pop gold pills, capsules of 24 karat gold that make inner beauty more than just a term you use to describe your fat friends.

Jealous? Don’t worry, this is the season of giving.  According to the Royal Society of Chemistry, remnants of this medication will leave dangerous traces in our water supply! So every time you quench your thirst, you’ll drink down a little bit of golden magic. Mmmmmmm.

Guest Writer: S. Green

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