The beanSTOCKd Project

After police and paradmedics were sent to Britney Spears’ residence yesterday, Kevin Federline was given sole custody of their two children, Sean Preston and Jayden James. Apparently when Kevin’s bodyguard game to pick up the boys as scheduled in their court papers, Britney refused to give them up. The police were called to resolve the dispute, and when they arrived, they felt that paramedics needed to be called for Britney. The reason why is still unknown.

Didn’t Britney lose custody of her kids last week? You know, after that one time she lost Tater Tot in the wholesale Colombian drug section of Costco last month? Either way, without the kids distracting her, Britney will be using the saved energy on one of her favorite past-times, raging in Vegas. It’s a win-win situation.

How else can one save energy in Vegas? By visiting the International Consumer Electronics Convention, where we learned about automating our homes with technology that reduces energy consumption. Look out, Pure, we’re about to energy-save the hell out of your strobe lights!

Aja

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