Filed under: Beanstockd | Tags: Paula Abdul, Ryan Seacrest, Super Bowl XLII, Whole Foods
A couple of quickies before the Giants beat the Patriots…
When Beanstockd opens its big fat yapper, things happen. We write about Barack Obama; he becomes the first minority to win a Presidential primary. We say end the strike; THE STRIKE ENDS! Well, that’s what the Hollywood Reporter is saying.
It’s too bad it couldn’t have happened sooner. Ryan Seacrest has no idea what he’s talking about on the Super Bowl pre-show. We know the Super Bowl is more than just a sporting event, but it is a sporting event. Please just say it already. SEACREST OUT!
PAULA IN! Yea, right. She gets points for waving her freak flag, but that’s about it. Fox is really embarrassing right now.
JUNK FOOD! Right now, at the Beanstockd Super Bowl party, we’re enjoying a wide array of organic snacks from Whole Foods! Okay, we’re lying. We’re not “enjoying” any snacks that don’t have a “proof.” Excuse me? What do you mean, “Just because we bought the Bud Light and Doritos at Whole Foods, it doesn’t mean they’re organic?” Whatever, at least we’re going to recycle all of these cans. And by recycle, we mean give them to the homeless guy that lives down the street.
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