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Prince Harry Done in By Drunk-Text by Bacon Bits
November 13, 2007, 1:55 pm
Filed under: Africa, airplanes | Tags: ,


Dirty Harry’s biggest sin may have been skipping Chelsy’s 22nd birthday party.

After more than three years of tumultuous coupledom, England’s reigning Royal of partying, Prince Harry, was dumped by his Zimbabwean girlfriend Chelsy Davy. Davy, who moved to England to be closer to Harry and is kind of a butterface, discovered drunken text messages to unspecified sluts on Harry’s phone last week and that was the final straw.

Conflicting reports have her withdrawing from Leeds University and heading back to Africa, while others say she’s staying strong in England. We’ve seen this movie before and we say, stay in school. Not because she needs an education, but because it’s a “trial separation.” They’re clearly not done shagging, so why go through the trouble of flying six thousand miles after every drunk dial. Maybe Chelsy wants global warming? After all, she has been complaining that Leeds is too cold.

Bacon Bits

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Paris Does Rwanda by informrbean
October 15, 2007, 11:56 pm
Filed under: Africa, Hummer, Nissan Rouge, Paris Hilton, Prison, Rwanda | Tags: , , , , ,

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The one and only un-original

Paris is following in the steps of Brangelina and Madonna ‘n Guy Ritchie (you’ve gotta love that he clearly was never famous enough to latch onto her name) and heading off to Africa. Rwanda to be precise… and for once this is not a celeb-adopts-an-ethnic-child story. She’s just going to offer her attention-hoarding services, which after all is what she’s best at.

In true Trippin’ form, a camera crew will follow her around the genocide-stricken country covering her wide-eyed introduction to the lives of the seriously less-fortunate.  At least knowing the stylish Paris, we’re sure they’ll be rolling in a sexy SUV crossover like the Nissan Rouge, and not an played-out Hummer or, gag, Range Rover.  Informr Bean




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