Filed under: Angelina Jolie, forest conservation, shiloh | Tags: brangelina, forest conservation, shiloh, third world
Although photos for Shiloh Jolie-Pitt were some of the most sought after when she was born, according to hottie mom Angelina, she’s potentially going to be an outcast:
“(Shiloh) looks like Brad. It’s funny because she’s almost going to be the outcast in the family because she’s blonde and blue-eyed. I felt so much more for Madd, Zahara and Pax because they were survivors. Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born. But I’m conscious that I have to make sure I don’t ignore her needs, just because I think the others are more vulnerable.”
So I guess it sucks to be Shiloh? Just imagine the Jolie-Pitt family sitting down for Christmas dinner, Maddox, Zahara, and Pax dig into a five-course meal while Shiloh sits in a corner somewhere. Don’t worry though, she’ll get some scraps. So really, it all works out.
While Shiloh’s siblings from the third world get their needs met, forest conservation can meet the needs of third world nations. ForCons can reduce the chances of detrimental floods and droughts, and Angelina will be comforted in knowing people in third world countries will benefit! AF
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Filed under: Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, CO2 Emissions | Tags: brangelina, CAFE standards, James Haven, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt
Angelina Jolie’s brother, James Haven, has been spotted by InTouch with a license plate bearing the name of his niece, Shiloh Jolie Pitt. The plate spells it slightly differently, “SHHILOH,” but you get the picture. Brad is rebuilding New Orleans green, Angelina is looking out for kids hurt by global conflict while Big Bro tools about in a baby-homage SUV. Great.
People are debating elsewhere about whether or not it’s creepy that he’s got the license plate. We don’t really care. We’re just psyched that the debate over new CAFE standards for SUV’s like Haven’s is over and the good guys won. The measure would increase mileage to a national average of 35 miles per gallon over the next 13 years. An increase of 40%!
We can’t imagine what Brangelina might think of Unca’s license plate, but we know they’d like that. –BradyDale
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Filed under: Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Clinton Global Initiative, Justin Bobby, Make it Right
Do-gooders in all arenas
The Jolie-Pitts are doin’ it up on the Social Cause front …yet again! This time, our favorite power couple has stepped up to the Climate Change and Global Warming podium at the Clinton Global Initiative, an organization founded by the former president.
We’re glad that the significant event attracted a powerful celebrity presence, yet we worry that Jolie-Pitt Inc. may be monopolizing the Hollywood social cause biz. Couldn’t they loosen their vice-like grip on goodwill-ambassadorship and let some other awesome green Hollywood couples rep climate change hard?
Here’s a list of our fave green celeb couples that we’d like to see break into the market:
1. Leonardo Dicaprio & Bar Rafaeli
2. Cameron Diaz & whoever she’s dating
3. Britney Spears and Justin Bobby
….ok sorry we made that up. That’s just weird.. and a bad visual. Chesterman
For all the Hollywood homewreckers who also wreck the environment.
We ask, who are you?
Angelina Jolie aka homeWREXatron depleting the world of natural resources and our children.
Although to offset her penchant for ethnic children, the 31-year old actress has pledged $1.3M over 5 years to a forest conservation project in Cambodia, for which we give her major props.
Girl that hooked up with Ryan Phillipe (aka Abbie Cornish)
depleting the world of beautiful blonde reese-ryan babies
But at least she makes some attempt to contribute to society. Animal protection seems to be her cause-du-jour.
Fat nanny that hooked up with Jude Law (aka bustatron)
depleting the world of vital organic nutrition
There’s just nothing to be said in her defense.
Owen Wilson, wrecked Chris and Kate Hudson then wrecked himself
depleting the world of heroin and sharp metal objects
For all his wrecking, the creation of”Wedding Crashers” has made the world a better place. We love this guy.
The end. Check back for our new feature, drinkSTOCKd. Perhaps the origins of this post. Kandz and Chesterman
Yo! You can hang with Brangelina at their Katrina Charity event…tonight! It’s easy; just get to Jane Rosenthal and Craig Hatkoff’s in the Hamptons with a huge check. We don’t care if it bounces, but you’d be a legend if it didn’t. Once you’re in the door (we’re talkin’ a lot of zeroes)…do what you gotta do. Bacon BIts
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