Meet Owen Wilson’s babysitter. A cross between Joey Buttafuoco and Artie Lange, this jean shorts wearing guy is being paid $750 a day to keep Owen from chasing the dragon–and, by the looks of it, off the carbs.
If we had this guy hanging on us 24/7, we wouldn’t want to be seen in public either, so maybe Wilson knew what he was doing after all when he hired Mr. Debbie Downer to keep him away from the drugs and booze.
Far from perfect, we understand that one can never be vice-less…right? So, we think Owen should be allowed a guilty pleasure that leaves no carbon footprint and has never made anyone suicidal, we like to call them gentleman’s clubs. A model patron, he rode his bike to Scores, the famed NYC strip club, earlier this summer proving that it’s not about getting there, it’s about getting off. Seriously though, nothing washes away that post-lap-dance feeling of perversion like being green and riding your bike home.
Bacon Bits
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Filed under: Cooters, Disney, Environmentality, Vanessa Anne Hudgens, vanessa hudgens
We thought she’d go for the standard cooter flash, but she went straight for the real deal. Props on a ballsy move, Hudgens, props.
This past week, nude pictures of Vanessa Anne Hudgens, star of Disney’s Highschool Musical were “leaked” (and if you’re reading this aloud, these should be the biggest air quotes you’ve ever made– we’re talking full arm and shoulder action) onto the net and into National Enquirer. Days later, a Hudgens rep confirmed that these were, in fact, real pictures that Hudgens took of herself and “privately” sent to her man-child boyfriend, Zac Efron.
What prompted this risque behavior? Hudge was probs trying to break from the Disney empire, Jessica Biel style. Little does she know that Disney’s not all that bad, the company has started the Disney Environmentality program, which educates kids about the environment and leads conservation initiatives. But Hudge’s career in children’s entertainment isn’t quite dead yet. If she won’t be educating kids about the environment anymore, at least she’ll be educating them about cooters and publicity. Drizzler
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