Filed under: Disney, Zac Efron | Tags: appendectomy, electricity, fusion, High School Musical 3, power
Zac Efron was rushed to the hospital yesterday for an emergency appendectomy, right after Disney announced we’d be treated to a High School Musical 3. Our main concern is the effect on Beanstockd’s worldwide servers when his fans start trying to outpost each other with their testimonials of concern on Efron bulletin boards.
“OMG! Zac’s in the hospital with appendicitis!”
“When I had appendicitis, I got ice cream!”
“Ice cream is for tonsils. Duh.”
Imagine this conversation three million times over and over and you’ve got a recipe for downing all internet service from LA to Chicago. Yes, the pretty boy star has that kind of power.
That’s why the U.S. government plans to invest billions of dollars to build a star in a box. It is a fusion-reactor called a Compact Stellarator. A star we can suck power out of. 1,000 Megawatts of power! Emissions free!
No word yet on its effect on Tweenies.
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Filed under: Disney, pollution | Tags: Ben Stiller, Corporate Elbow, Dwayne Johnson, El Hijo del Santo, jabroni, Monterey Bay Aquarium, The Game Plan, The Heartbreak Kid, The Rock, WiLDCOAST
Topping Ben Stiller’s “The Heartbreak Kid,” former professional wrestler Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson rode Disney’s “The Game Plan” to the top of the box office for the second weekend in a row, raking in $16.3 million.
With all of his box office clout, it seems like The Rock’s wrestling days are behind him, as is the Rock’s self-important pro-wrestling persona.
Speaking of cartoonish gimmicks, check out this guy’s schtick.
However, Mexican wrestler El Hijo del Santo fights to protect Baja California‘s environment by fighting Los Enemigos del Mar. He was recently honored by the Monterey Bay Aquarium for his work with environmental nonprofit group WiLDCOAST.
The Rock would call this guy a jabroni and then give him the “Corporate Elbow.”
Bacon Bits
Filed under: Cooters, Disney, Environmentality, Vanessa Anne Hudgens, vanessa hudgens
We thought she’d go for the standard cooter flash, but she went straight for the real deal. Props on a ballsy move, Hudgens, props.
This past week, nude pictures of Vanessa Anne Hudgens, star of Disney’s Highschool Musical were “leaked” (and if you’re reading this aloud, these should be the biggest air quotes you’ve ever made– we’re talking full arm and shoulder action) onto the net and into National Enquirer. Days later, a Hudgens rep confirmed that these were, in fact, real pictures that Hudgens took of herself and “privately” sent to her man-child boyfriend, Zac Efron.
What prompted this risque behavior? Hudge was probs trying to break from the Disney empire, Jessica Biel style. Little does she know that Disney’s not all that bad, the company has started the Disney Environmentality program, which educates kids about the environment and leads conservation initiatives. But Hudge’s career in children’s entertainment isn’t quite dead yet. If she won’t be educating kids about the environment anymore, at least she’ll be educating them about cooters and publicity. Drizzler
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