Filed under: Climate Change, pamela anderson | Tags: Axe, Climate Change, Mars, pamela anderson, PETA, rick salomon
Pam Anderson filed for divorce from her husband of less than 80 days, Rick Salomon, citing the typical irreconcilable differences. Later today, she withdrew her claim, just in time for the holidays and the presents that come with them. If the couple doesn’t make it, this will be Pam’s third divorce.
Where Pam’s commitment to relationships is questionable, her commitment to goodwill isn’t. The serial monogamist is a selfless advocate for PETA. In the name of PETA, she turned down an ad campaign for Axe body spray – publicly denouncing the Mars company, and advocating action against climate change through vegetarianism on the grounds that a meat-based diet is responsible for more greenhouse gas emissions than driving an SUV.
Meanwhile, Pam’s still testing out married life. She posted “P.S. We’re working things out,” on her online diary. We give them till Kwanzaa.
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What are the chances Pam’s wedding dress will be as short and transparent as this little number?
Pam’s getting hitched again! The buxom mommy x2 is gonna give it a go with infamous Rick Salomon. You may remember Rick from his widely-viewed sexcapade with Paris Hilton. “One Night in Paris” is not Ricky’s only claim to fame tho. He was also married to Brenda from 90210, the notoriously bitchy Shannen Doherty. We’ve gotta love a guy who knows how to latch onto female celebs!
We’re proud of Pam ‘n Rick for planning a quickie ceremony at the White Wedding Chapel instead of attempting to outdo her extended nuptial celebration with Kid Rock. That overdone boat party contributed way too much to the ground-level ozone problem.
We’re sending out our best vibes to the couple and hope this marriage sticks! Informr Bean
