Filed under: Britney Spears, career suicide, Gimme More, Justin Bobby, VMA, VMAs
Britney needs to get a healthier wig… and clothing.
Points on Britney’s performance:
Number 1: Bad.
Number 2: If she’s not going to sing why does she have to clear her throat in the microphone in the beginning?
Number 3: If she’s not going to sing, can she at least dance?
Number 4: If she’s not going to dance because she feels self-concious about that extra jiggle, can she at least put on some clothes? Don’t put on that bikini if you can’t rock it.
Number 5: Where the hell was Criss Angel? Where was the magic? There was no freakin magic.
Addendum number 7: Do not watch this on widescreen, because everyone was obese. The end.
Addendum 8: Justin Timberlake asked MTV to play more videos, not reality TV shows, with the Hills’ girls onstage. When we heard that we went “ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!”
Addendum 9: We loved those Chevy commercials. They were mad green. I loved when that fairy blew on those bottles and was like “recycle your bottles and buy a chevy” and don’t pollute.
Addendum 10: We just had four shots of tequila. And it’s not even Tuesday!!!
Drizzler and Kandz