Filed under: Britney Spears, China, pollution | Tags: adoption, Britney Spears, China
Britney Spears is currently in talks with a Chinese adoption agency. She wants to adopt twins…which raises some questions.
Q1: Are you allowed to adopt if American courts think you’re unfit to take care of your own biological offspring?
Q2: Does Britney live under a rock? Does she not know that all the big stars are adopting babies from Africa these days?
Q3: Are you allowed to engage “in talks” with anyone if you’re pulling stunts like running over a paparazzo’s foot in your Escalade and driving without a valid license? And managing to run through 3 stoplights?
Q4: Are we misjudging Britters? Could this adoption be a move of environmental good will? Is she looking to China for adoption because she hopes to save a pair of twins by taking them away from the world’s most polluting country and bringing them to…the world’s other most polluting country? Yeah, wait take that back. We def have not misjudged.
L.A. attorneys plan to put Spears on 12 months probation for driving without a license. If the Chinese know what’s good for them, they’ll give the kiddies to Angelina instead. At least she hires a driver. Greenhorne
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Filed under: Africa, Hummer, Nissan Rouge, Paris Hilton, Prison, Rwanda | Tags: adoption, brangelina, genocide, Madonna, Paris Hilton, Rwanda
The one and only un-original
Paris is following in the steps of Brangelina and Madonna ‘n Guy Ritchie (you’ve gotta love that he clearly was never famous enough to latch onto her name) and heading off to Africa. Rwanda to be precise… and for once this is not a celeb-adopts-an-ethnic-child story. She’s just going to offer her attention-hoarding services, which after all is what she’s best at.
In true Trippin’ form, a camera crew will follow her around the genocide-stricken country covering her wide-eyed introduction to the lives of the seriously less-fortunate. At least knowing the stylish Paris, we’re sure they’ll be rolling in a sexy SUV crossover like the Nissan Rouge, and not an played-out Hummer or, gag, Range Rover. Informr Bean
