Filed under: Ashley Olsen, Jared Leto, Zac Efron | Tags: Ashley Olsen, Jared Leto, Zac Efron
If Zac wore more flamboyant guyliner, Ashley Olsen would be all over him.
It worked for Jared Leto. He and Ash were seen canoodling at the Art of Elysium gala in L.A. last week. No alert necessary, they’ve long been friends with bennies.
Ain’t nothin’ wrong with that. We just hope they used a Condomi. They’re vegan lids that come in strawberry, chocolate, spearmint, and coconut flavors. Hopefully, they passed on the K-Y. That sh*t can’t be good for the planet.
Bacon Bits
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Filed under: Ashley Olsen, landfills, Mary-kate Olsen, She-Pratt | Tags: Ashley Olsen, Mary-kate Olsen, PETA, Trollsen, Weeds
Meet the Trollsen Twins: Hairy-Kate and Trashley
A general rule of smack talk is that you’re allowed to say whatever you want about your loved ones behind their backs. Outsiders and unpopular people cannot. So when PETA pulled a She-Pratt (Spencer’s bellig sister) and blindsided Mary-Kate and Ashley just because they enjoy the finer things, fur, we were a little pissed.
With “Meet the Trollsen Twins,” a tacky, uncivilized web site attacking the tiny twosome because they like to stay warm the old school way, PETA hopes to reach a younger audience. There’s an interactive dress-up game (we found the fur selection a bit lacking), videos and, of course, you can buy trinkets! Because, you know, junk never killed anything– let alone any animals with soft, cuddly pelts.
If PETA would kindly get off the Olsen Twin gravy train and push forward with its much classier (and sexier) nude celeb campaign to spare endangered species, some of our generation’s fur lovers may actually take the time to rethink purchasing their 25th mink stole. Bacon Bits
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Filed under: Ashley Olsen, canoodling, lance armstrong, Rose bar | Tags: Ashley Olsen, lance armstrong, Mary-kate Olsen, MK, Sheryl Crow
Celebrated Cyclist Lance Armstrong and celebrated RayBan wearer Ashley Olsen were spotted “canoodling” at the Rose bar in New York’s Gramercy Park Hotel.
So this is a big shocker… except not at all. Ashley Olsen is just the newest member of Lance’s identical blonde brigade.
Let’s assess.
Lance and wife
Lance and Sheryl
Lance and Tory
Lance and Ashley
Assessment: the only thing that differentiates these women (apart from length of visible roots) is age…. we’re talking serious age. Sheryl is almost 10 years older than Lance, while Ashley is 15 years younger. Mr. Livestrong seems to date by the decade.
And speaking of roots: Why Lance ever developed a taste for women who are bad at haircolor up-keep perplexes us; the hair dyes they use to blonde-ify contain high doses of lead, which according to the NSC contribute significantly to air and water pollution. At the rate these women are bleaching, we hope they’ll switch to a brand like Aveda, which is not only 99% all-natural but is also rumored to counteract the bizzarre Axe Effect of Lance Armstrong. Drizzler
