Dirty Harry’s biggest sin may have been skipping Chelsy’s 22nd birthday party.
After more than three years of tumultuous coupledom, England’s reigning Royal of partying, Prince Harry, was dumped by his Zimbabwean girlfriend Chelsy Davy. Davy, who moved to England to be closer to Harry and is kind of a butterface, discovered drunken text messages to unspecified sluts on Harry’s phone last week and that was the final straw.
Conflicting reports have her withdrawing from Leeds University and heading back to Africa, while others say she’s staying strong in England. We’ve seen this movie before and we say, stay in school. Not because she needs an education, but because it’s a “trial separation.” They’re clearly not done shagging, so why go through the trouble of flying six thousand miles after every drunk dial. Maybe Chelsy wants global warming? After all, she has been complaining that Leeds is too cold.