Filed under: Spice Girls, Victoria Beckham, Victoria's Secret | Tags: Justin Bobby, Spice Girls, Victoria Beckham, Victoria's Secret Angels, Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
It’s weirdly disorienting to see VBecks do something other than pose.
Oh wait, posing again. Whew! That was close.
Everyone get your TiVo ready, the Spice Girls will be performing together again on Tuesday, December 4 on national television. Also, double get you TiVo ready, because the Victoria’s Secret Angels will be hosting the Spice Girls performance during their annual VS Fashion Show.
Hailed as the “Lingerie Event of the Century”, the VS Fashion show has never let viewers down; last year it blew us away with a performance by ass-grabbing Justin Timberlake. This year, the show will probs be three times as good, featuring artist Seal, Will.I.am, and of course, the Spice Girls.
This event is worthy of a Tequila Tuesday party, so invite your friends over and watch on your sweet Sharp Aquos energy-efficient TV. Throwing a TV watching party can cut down on individual household energy consumption (which, by the way, makes up 1/4 of the US’s total energy consumption), and watching supermodels in lingerie on an energy-efficient TV cuts down your energy bill by alteast $100. Which’ll be useful for all the pause, rewind, and re-playing you’ll be doing. Drizzler
Filed under: carbon emmissions, Justin Bobby, motorcycles, The Hills | Tags: Justin Bobby
The more we watch, the more confused we get
Did y’all watch the Hills last night? Yeah you did, don’t deny it. Let’s do a quick recap: Spencer and Heidi visit the fam in Colorado (yawn), Brody Jenner holds a beach bbq where, surprise of all surprises, Justin Bobby arrives with Audrina and then disappears into the dark of the night leaving behind a unique calling card: Audrina’s helmet with a sprinkle of douchebaggery.
What a baffling young man. We’re not saying that JB’s behavior makes no sense, he’s just trying really hard to be the cool asshole, and we applaude you JB, on a job well done. What we don’t understand is, JB ditched Audrina, who’s relatively pretty, for that busted chick that he kept akwardly cocking his eyebrows at on the terrace. What is Justin Bobby’s deal?
In his show-long struggle to appear confident, cool and nonchalant, JB roars along the highways of Cali on an old-school Harley. Based on initial consideration, the motorcycle may seem to be a green alternative to the Escalades and Land Cruisers littering the streets of LA, however it turns out that motorcycles produce more harmful emissions than cars or SUVs. Wtf?! According to an EPA official, “you could drive the Prius for more than 100 miles before you got to the same hydrocarbon levels the motorcycle would emit in only 1 mile of driving.” Careful JB………Drizzler