The beanSTOCKd Project

Juiced up Jocks by beanstockd
August 13, 2007, 6:13 pm
Filed under: Alternative Energy, Barry Bonds

In the wake of Barry Bonds’ record-breaking 756th career home run and a Tour de France loaded with dopers, beanSTOCKd is beginning to think drugged-up athletes could be a readily available source of renewable energy. From cycling and baseball to track and field and golf, steroids and the like have crept into seemingly every realm of sports.



Everyone knows we love cheap thrills, so we’re definitely not against performance-enhancing drugs. We just want more than home runs and bike riding from these meatheads. Recently, ConEd began offering green energy as a cleaner alternative for slightly more money. We say, while they’re at it, hire known cheaters and let them power some generators, because we’d gladly pay extra to know that Barry Bonds was riding a stationary bike somewhere so we could nuke our hot pocket. Bacon Bits



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