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It’s like My Supersweet 16 times 3 by beanstockd
August 14, 2007, 12:04 am
Filed under: Beckham, carbon emissions, Tom Cruise



It’s not enough that he packed on the lbs and is still insisting that Suri is his child and not the love child of Katie Holmes and well, Katie Holmes. No, now Tom Cruise has decided to harness his efforts towards ramping up the depletion of the ozone layer and our eventual untimely deaths by gifting his new BFFs, the Beckhams, with not one, not two, but three gas guzzlers.

In an attempt to ensure the everlasting companionship of the Beckhams and all their photogenic glory, Tom decided to gift them a Cadillac Escalade, Lincoln Navigator and a Bentley Continental. If that doesn’t satisfy them, well Tom, either they’re just not that into you or they would prefer to continue breathing oxygen for the next 20 years rather than carbon dioxide. Temililo

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