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Foxy Brown sticks tongue out at judge during hearing…extends jail time by Bacon Bits
August 24, 2007, 5:21 pm
Filed under: carbon emissions, Foxy Brown, Land Rovers

Poor Foxy

Foxy’s in the clinker! And she’s preggers! And she’s getting married! And she gets her home furnishings at Bed, Bath & Beyond? Our head is spinning amid all these revelations.

After violating the terms of her probation, Foxy’s awaiting her September 5th court hearing. Her laundry list of “crimes” include: beating her neighbor with a Blackberry, chatting on her cell phone while driving, assaulting the mani-lady, rolling through a stop sign, and sticking her tongue out at a judge during her hearing. The punishment: a shizload of jail time. The law is so harsh sometimes.

If there’s a bright side, at least her Land Rover, (a vehicle that emits twice as much carbon monoxide, hydrocarbons and nitrogen dioxide as passenger cars) was pulled off the road…Maybe when she’s out of the clinker she’ll invest in a new 2007 model LR, whose sales sustain Land Rover’s new CO2 offset program, which offsets the company’s own carbon emissions by funding enviro-friendly projects. According to LR, “CO2 offsetting provides a mechanism to take action and responsibility for the CO2 that we produce.” Love it. Bacon Bits 

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