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Britney Spears to open MTV VMAs…in related news, CEO of MTV flees the country by beanstockd
September 6, 2007, 11:35 pm
Filed under: Britney Spears, Fall Out Boy, Honda Civic Tour, MTV, VMAs

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Britney Spears is slated to kick off this weekend’s VMAS . She’ll be performing her new single “Gimme more” which she opens with the insightful and heart-warming words:  “It’s Britney, bitch.”

All seems well except for the fact that Spears consulted with Mindfreak Criss Angel to produce her first major performance in years. Why would one ever do such a thing? Criss Angel is a green-screen-using illusionist that frosts his hair. Ergo he is not to be trusted with a career comeback.

If this performance turns out to be a disaster, at least the VMAs can be saved by Fall Out Boy, a band of limited talent but of (for some reason) extraordinary influence and power. Hopefully FOB will rep its new Honda Civic Tour hard — a tour which promotes environmental awareness, publicizes the new hybrid Honda Civic, and brings the skull-wearing, Pete-wentz-loving, teenyboppers out in full force. Drizzler

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