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what’s eating Mary-Kate? Necrophilia? by beanstockd
September 7, 2007, 12:33 pm
Filed under: all things whack, Fergie, Justin Bobby, Mary-kate Olsen, old people

Why this was a feature on is still beyond us, but MK’s gone and done an article about why she never smiles in photos (although who would she be if she weren’t true to her signature pouty-lips.)


“I don’t want my picture taken. The only time I think it’s ok is at a red carpet event or photo shoot.”

She continues:

“I would love to be able to swim in the ocean in Malibu,”
she says. “But that is asking for a bikini shot. That’s inviting something that I don’t want to happen. I don’t need to be on a ‘Who’s Skinny, Who’s Fat, Who’s Looking Healthy, Who’s Not Eating?’ list.”

Don’t let the man get you down, babygirl.  Use it, like the Ferginator, who is auctioning off her Hummer and donating the proceeds to Global Green USA. Cheers to Fergz for mastering the art of simultaneously rocking the pout and a publicity event.


We just hope MK’s not banking on the necrophilic makeout sesh with 63-year old Ben Kingsley in the upcoming film (appropriately-titled)  The Wackness to give her more to smile about.  Kandz




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