The beanSTOCKd Project

Get Me Outta Here! by informrbean
September 9, 2007, 12:11 am
Filed under: Ana Nicole Smith, Larry Birkhead


Whoa is the mess that is Dannielynn Hope Marshall Birkhead (nee Stern)’s one year existence. Anna Nicole’s unfortunately monikered daughter is still not being given a chance at normalcy. Her money hungry pops is being romantically linked to his former courtroom adversary in Rita Cosby’s Blonde Ambition.

Now, we’ve kinda had a thing for Howard K. Stern too, since we realized he wasn’t the fugly SIRIUS radio host, but this saga is outta control. These man-boys need to grow the f* up and just give little Dannielynn to Virgie. Sure, she’ll probably have to live in the trailer park with grams, but at least she won’t be exploited by yet another gold digger.

We have faith Dannielynn will grow up to be the next glam philanthropist who’ll use her millions to help stop global warming if somebody’ll just give baby a chance! Informr Bean


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