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Emmys 2007 Red Carpet Fashion Faux-Pas by beanstockd
September 17, 2007, 11:51 pm
Filed under: Emmys, Emmys 2007, fashion, green carpet, Hayden Panetierre, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Kate Walsh

These are all talented actresses…it’s just their stylists that are not-s0-talented.



1. Hayden Panettiere – your usual runway-blinders mistake. Sure the dress may look sweet as hell on a 6 ft tall rexatron strutting down the cat walk, but above-average garments like this one are not made for average girls, and hence look wack on young ladies like Ms. Panettiere.


2. Jennifer Love Hewitt – this makes us want to run to the nearest bodega, buy a sugarless red bull, add a shot of tequila and chug. This black, JC Penny-esque ensemble is about to put us to sleep, man.


3. Kate Walsh – Um, question: Why are you wearing a sack? Just cause it’s satin, don’t make it classy.

4. Red Carpet – Biggest faux-pas of all was the red carpet itself. This year, the ground that celebs trod was to be covered in an eco-friendly green carpet, but the brilliant concept was nixed earlier this summer by Academy officials who considered the red carpet part of its brand. Laaaaammee…don’t they know that every outfit looks better with green? Drizzler


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