The beanSTOCKd Project

O.J. Simpson: the Juice is Loose! by Bacon Bits
September 20, 2007, 5:10 pm
Filed under: carbon emissions, Las Vegas, Lindsay Lohan

The Juice is out on bail, but back in our hearts. O.J. Simpson posted $125,000 bail and was released from a Las Vegas jail after he was charged with offenses including kidnapping and armed robbery. The charges stem from a confrontation with men that allegedly stole sports memorabilia from him.

O.J. played Detective Nordberg in The Naked Gun, so we always knew he could act. Now that he’s makin’ moves again, we’re actually quite proud of his recent performance. If you haven’t heard the tape of him scaring the hell out of a bunch of sports paraphernalia collectors, you need to. Lucky for them, The Juice is playing a really angry Nordberg and not say…a really angry O.J.

Because we condone most self-destructive impulses, we’d like to thank O.J. for giving us fodder and skipping the slow-speed chase. Like we told LiLo, debauchery with a small carbon footprint is our favorite kind.

Full disclosure: back in the day, we named our dog Al Cowlings, after the guy driving the Bronco.

Bacon Bits


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