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Mark Zuckerberg knows all your dirty, dirty secrets
So…you know that site facebook?
You know, the one where you make a profile, put up a goofy pic of yourself, write on your friends’ walls, look up that hottie in your 10 am Stats class, memorize his profile, loudly mention his favorite band nonchalantly while you stand behind him in the lunch line, count how many girls write on his wall daily, find out his relationship status changed from ‘single’ to ‘in a relationship’, look up the bitch that stole him, click through her tagged photos obsessively and tell all of your roommates “she must have untagged half of these, she is NOT hot in person”, find out where she lives, write a hostile letter in red sharpie threatening to demolish any wisps of a social life she thinks she has unless she breaks up with your man, then get her expelled from school by replacing her English term paper with a plagiarized one?
You know, facebook.
Well now it’s time to let you in on a secret: Facebook knows all about your creepy stalker activities. Considered a company perk, facebook tracks all your daily facebook behavior; right now they’re probably checking out your list of most-viewed-profiles and laughing/considering dialing in a quick phone call to the police. With a $240 million deal with Microsoft, seems like Big Brother is lurking around the corner, but this perk may prove to be an infringement of privacy.
But worry not, despite the fact that facebook can see into the depths of your dark soul, it’s got some great perks for you. Check out the I Am Green application, which allows you to track your green lifestyle changes and earn points for it. Fun for everyone! Drizzler
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