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Tyra Banks to discuss cooters on National Television by beanstockd
November 5, 2007, 3:50 am
Filed under: cooter, elevators, Naomi Cambell, Oedipus, The Tyra Banks show, Tyra Banks, vagina, vaseline

If vaseline was all it took to produce this kind of response, we’re curious to see what an hour-long discussion about cooters will make Tyra do.

Tyra Banks announced that this Monday, she will spend the entirety of her 1-hour long talk show discussing the vagina.

When it comes to cooters, what could you possibly talk about for an hour, on national day-time television, that would not make a viewer want to run into the kitchen, grab a fork, and gouge their eyes out Oedipus-style? How, praytell, does Tyra plan on broaching this subject?

Monday’s show will probs be as cringe-worthy/self-indulgent as that time when Tyra ‘confronted’ a confused Naomi Campbell about their lifelong battle on the runway. Or maybe as awkward as that time when you definitely heard that guy yelling “hold the elevator!” but figured no one had to know, and then by an unfair twist of fate the doors opened, the guy gets in, shoots you a burning glare, and outstretches one self-righteous finger to press the big PH. Inside you know you’re being punished for your callous attempt to waste the energy needed for his extra elevator ride. Especially since you’re only going to 3rd. Drizzler

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