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Hollywood partygirls: Over Bungalow 8, onto State Facilities by greenhorne
November 19, 2007, 4:27 am
Filed under: dolphin massacre, Hayden Panettiere, heroes, Lindsay Lohan | Tags: , ,

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Oh whoops, blinked. She’s already free. Thursday, Lindsay Lohan served a grand total of 84 minutes in jail. We’re surprised she didn’t ask for the usual 200,000 Paris charges for 20-minute appearances. La Lohan breezed through the same institution Paris Hilton had idled in for nearly a month. Honestly, after two DUI’s and getting busted for coke possession, that’s it? She probably spent more time driving to prison and releasing greenhouse gases into the atmosphere than actually serving time. (And in that hour and a half she spent behind the wheel, she contributed to America’s whopping global warming impact: America is responsible for half of the world’s greenhouse emissions caused by cars).

Meanwhile the Japanese keisatsu (that’s Japanese for po-po) have a warrant out for Hayden Panettierre’s arrest. The “Heroes” starlet invoked the authorities’ ire after she and a few friends tried to stop whalers from killing innocent dolphins. But Hayden’s not concerned that being a wanted woman will besmirch her squeaky clean rep. Perez reports the actress saying , “I was very excited that people were interested in what we did. In [Hollywood], you tend to only get publicity for not wearing underwear or going to rehab.”

Ouch. This is what Lindsay should be doing with her life; either spend actual time in the clink, or go to jail for something a little more worthwhile. Ah well, there’s always community service. Greenhorne

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