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The Hills Season Finale: a superficial-ass show by beanstockd
December 12, 2007, 5:10 am
Filed under: Alternative Energy, The Hills | Tags: , , , , ,

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Points on the Hills season finale:

Number 1: Bad.

Number 2: Boring.

Number 3: You know that dialogue is superficial when the Natasha Beddingfield song in the background is the one telling you how the actors feel.

Number 4: You know that a friendship is superficial when conveying compassion is saying “You don’t get to go to Paris?…sucks.” Frowny face.

Number 5: You know that a relationship is superficial when dinner “conversation” basically consists of a rapidfire exchange of awkward stares.

Number 6: You know that your boss is superficial when she sends you to Europe to the Crillon Ball in Paris instead of a chic London event like the Frieze Art Fair. Clearly London’s the place to be, especially now that Britain has unveiled plans to power every home using wind generated energy by 2020. And anyway, according to the worldly Brody Jenner, all Paris has to offer is “stinky people with hairy armpits.” Deep.

Number 7: You know your love of The Hills is superficial when you manage to sit through its 20 minute Wimbledon of awkward stares just to see what LC is wearing. The Hills: Officially a superficial-ass show. Drizzler

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