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Jessica Simpson Shouldn’t Quit Her Day Job… Oh right, she doesn’t have one by Lydia
December 18, 2007, 5:32 am
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Although Jessica Simpson’s film “Dukes of Hazzard” did well at the box office, her latest two movies, “Blonde Ambition” and “Major Movie Star,” probably won’t even make it into theaters. But was this really unexpected? From the moment we saw her in those pizza commercials, we all knew acting probably wasn’t her forte. And although she should be proud to put “Dukes” on her resume, I think we all knew why she got the part: For her absolutely phenomenal acting abilities. Wait, did we say acting abilities? We meant rack.

By the looks of it, the trajectory of Jessica’s career will end in her possibly being considered for a role in some IMAX movie like Coral Reef Adventure, which actually isn’t too bad. The movie covers the disappearance of ocean reefs around the world due to high CO2 emissions caused by the burning of fossil fuels. Thankfully, the Clean Water Act is taking action by petitioning ten coastal states to declare their waters “impaired.” If they do this, tools and resources will be provided to help lessen the destruction of our oceans. Now if only Jessica could be provided with the tools and resources necessary to become a talented actress.

Aja

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