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Gossip Girl NYC Casting Call?? We’re so there by greenhorne

Hello faithful beanSTOCKd readers, Greenehorne here.

Spotted: casting fliers for the reality version our favorite prime-time teen soap since the OC.

 “Are you the real Gossip Girl? Maybe an adorable Seth Cohen (The O.C.) prepster who hates TV? Either way, we’d love to chat with you. We’re looking for NYC prep-schoolers for a reality show [to air on] a major youth-oriented network.” 

Hmm…the networks desperately want to fill the void left by the writers’ strike. No wonder they take every other week off. But I feel this plan  may not work out for the mystery network. Blue-blood Manhattan could never be the next Laguna Beach. For one thing Upper Eastside mummies and daddies may find little Parker and Brooke’s performing for the cameras too gauche. Who knows what dirty secrets may come out; whose acceptance to Dartmouth may be jeopardized.

But more importantly, will these future reality TV starlets promote green lifestyles like their fictitious peers? We loved watching D. cancel his subscription to the baby ninja puppy catalogue. His sacrifice helped save the 62 million trees destroyed each year to make catalogues. Brooklyn boy is such a do-gooder.

And who am I? That’s one secret I’ll never tell.

You know you love me. 

xoxo Greenhorne

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[…] because not only do they have weird names, but they’ve also teamed up with the CW to create environmental PSAs which give viewers incentive to go green. Maybe they’ll help out with the new local green […]

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[…] like these kids because they’ve teamed up with the CW to create environmental PSAs which give viewers incentive to go green. Maybe they’ll help out with the new local green […]

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