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2007, We Loved You For What You Were: Embarrassing by Bacon Bits

It was a good year for members of the doucheoisie. That means, there was a lot of second-hand embarrassment in 2007…and we loved it. Even Al Gore winning the Nobel Prize for his environmental work found a way to be awkward. Here are just a few ways shameful things made 2007 unforgettable…

It was a Good Year for Hills Hangers-on
Justin “Justin-Bobby” Brescia…truly.
Heidi got nose and boob jobs, picked up a CZ and thinks she can be the next JoJo
Audrina got a cubicle!

Awkward/Sad
Our mental picture of Lance Armstrong runnin’ game on Ashley Olsen
Husky Britney at the VMAs
Chris Daughtry sold more albums than anyone else this year

Creepy
Spencer’s everything, but lately we’ve been focusing on his scraggly beard
Owen Wilson slitting his own wrists
America was “that guy” at the big eco-talks in Bali

Outrageous (aka the Good Embarrassment)
Britney storming out of court screaming “Eat it, lick it, snort it, fuck it!”
The Superman (So boorish, yet, so exquisite)
Paris Hilton emerging from prison and prancing proudly into her mothers waiting arms
Al Gore, Nobel Prize in tow, smarmily accepting congrats from Dubya in the White House, thus creating the most uncomfortable photo-op ever.

Bacon Bits

2007 dished out ego-boosters left and right, please add to this list.

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What about Owen and Woody frolicking in the forest in their undies? That was classic and made metrosexuals everywhere proud. And then there was the naked photo of Vanessa Hudgens, which personally made me glad I was a prude in high school. Nobody’s finding naked pics of me on the net!

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dina hayek taa

Man i love reading your blog, interesting posts !

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Toby

Did you get this off MSN?

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i love britney, but the girl has went from the prettiest girl on the inside out to abousltley ugly on both sides.
:p

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