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Tom Brady Inks Deal With Smartwater; Next Stop Kay Jewelers? by Bacon Bits
January 6, 2008, 5:37 pm
Filed under: Gisele Bundchen, Tom Brady, Zac Efron


The NFL MVP hinted that a Super Bowl victory could mean wedding bells.

So here is one of Tom Brady’s new Smartwater ads. We’ll pass on lecturing about the eco-evils of bottled water. He just wanted to get paid. After all, that football money isn’t going as far these days. What with Gisele’s penchant for jet-setting and “Mrs. Big” fertilizing his love seed.

Tom might have bigger problems, you see, bigger than discussing the preciousness of água with his Brazilian girlfriend. He might be drinking too much bottled water. The Old Gray Lady says that chemicals from the plastic can affect male hormones. We knew his face was looking less Stetson-y and more Efron-y! Our advice: use a glass. Or don’t. We don’t want the Patriots to win another Super Bowl, anyway.

Bacon Bits

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