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Efron Hospitalized! Quick, pray for him on your Facebook wall! by bradydale
January 16, 2008, 12:18 pm
Filed under: Disney, Zac Efron | Tags: , , , ,

Zac Efron was rushed to the hospital yesterday for an emergency appendectomy, right after Disney announced we’d be treated to a High School Musical 3. Our main concern is the effect on Beanstockd’s worldwide servers when his fans start trying to outpost each other with their testimonials of concern on Efron bulletin boards.

“OMG! Zac’s in the hospital with appendicitis!”

“When I had appendicitis, I got ice cream!”

“Ice cream is for tonsils. Duh.”

Imagine this conversation three million times over and over and you’ve got a recipe for downing all internet service from LA to Chicago. Yes, the pretty boy star has that kind of power.

That’s why the U.S. government plans to invest billions of dollars to build a star in a box. It is a fusion-reactor called a Compact Stellarator. A star we can suck power out of. 1,000 Megawatts of power! Emissions free!

No word yet on its effect on Tweenies.

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