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Meet the Trollsen Twins: Hairy-Kate and Trashley

A general rule of smack talk is that you’re allowed to say whatever you want about your loved ones behind their backs. Outsiders and unpopular people cannot. So when PETA pulled a She-Pratt (Spencer’s bellig sister) and blindsided Mary-Kate and Ashley just because they enjoy the finer things, fur, we were a little pissed.

With “Meet the Trollsen Twins,” a tacky, uncivilized web site attacking the tiny twosome because they like to stay warm the old school way, PETA hopes to reach a younger audience. There’s an interactive dress-up game (we found the fur selection a bit lacking), videos and, of course, you can buy trinkets! Because, you know, junk never killed anything– let alone any animals with soft, cuddly pelts.

If PETA would kindly get off the Olsen Twin gravy train and push forward with its much classier (and sexier) nude celeb campaign to spare endangered species, some of our generation’s fur lovers may actually take the time to rethink purchasing their 25th mink stole. Bacon Bits

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