Filed under: Beanstockd | Tags: Adderall, Britney Spears, Hollywood, Mary-kate Olsen, Nicole Richie, Sundance
Either everyone in Hollywood has ADD or Adderall is the latest ‘it’ diet. Or both.
Analysts were right when they said most trends are picked up from hyperactive kindergarteners and slutty preteens (think rhinestone barrettes, leggings, Limited Too written across the seat of your pants). The latest trend that Hollywood has adopted from the youth of the nation is Adderall, the wonderpill extraordinaire.
Nicole Richie and Britney Spears take Adderall for their “chronic ADD”. We buy it, but they’re definitely not overlooking the lightning speed emaciation and laserlike focus that comes with the package. In fact, it seems that the loyal Sundancers making the pilgrimage to Park City Utah will drinketh from the sweet nectar of cognitive enhancers. The town is currently overrun with overprescribed celebs ready to get their hands on swag bags — all filled with green goodies, of course. This year Sundance has gone eco-crazy on a mission to educate filmmakers and the media about reducing their carbon footprint, making the festival one of the most progressive celeb events this year.
Wonder if celebs’ll go so far as to power through the festivities with the help of some green addy alternative… perhaps ginkgo biloba laced cocaine?
Drizzler
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